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Things to take away from Lakers’ 100-91 loss to Sacramento Kings

4. Metta World Peace has standout performance. After a ridiculously awful preseason and season-opening performance, World Peace suddenly looked like another player. His 19 points on eight-for-14 shooting, four rebounds and four assists all pointed to his ability to make timely plays.

World Peace scored eight consecutive points in the second quarter through jumpers and putbacks. He blocked and saved a shot that led to Bryant throwing an alley-oop lob to Pau Gasol. And when he drew an And1, World Peace kissed his biceps. His movement and conditioning still looks spotty. But World Peace somehow managed to find his rhythm and make the right play. 

5. Pau Gasol remained inconsistent. He had some decent sequences, such as lob from Bryant, a beautiful up-and-under and a timely feed to World Peace. But Gasol's 15 points on seven-for-12 shooting and nine rebounds hardly appeared enough. He posted only two points and two rebounds in the first 15 minutes, a disastrous recipe considering Andrew Bynum's absence. Gasol can't blame this on any right shoulder injury that required him to wear a sleeve. He didn't play aggressively enough for a full game. 

6. The Lakers' backcourt struggled. Whether it was defending Evans or providing outside shooting, neither Derek Fisher nor Steve Blake offered much. Fisher's three-for-10 showing reflects his continual discomfort level since remaining understandably behind on conditioning because of a busy summer during the labor negotations. Blake's 0-for-4 showing is head-scratching considering he started out with a stronger touch. 

7. Matt Barnes should not be behind Luke Walton on the depth chart.  Barnes' three fouls proved costly in the end. But that hardly justifies Brown's decision to put Luke Walton in the game ahead of Barnes, even if Josh McRoberts was injured and Gasol was in foul trouble. Barnes at least offers hustle points and energy. Walton offers missed shots and zero speed. 

8. Troy Murphy is a good pickup. Yes, he surely has limitations, such as having enough speed to chase a loose ball. But for the veteran's minimum, the Lakers are surely getting their money's worth. His eight points, eight boards and a block either came on outside shots or hustle points. As much as the Lakers struggled offensively tonight, Murphy still remained solid. 

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Photo: Lakers guard Kobe Bryant tries to drive past Kings guard Marcus Thornton on Monday night in Sacramento. Credit: Ezra Shaw / Getty Images / December 26, 2011.

Being Human

Since this is a personal blog and personal blogging is mostly about expressing opinions, I realize now that I have had no opinion posts. Writing opinions is tricky though because of the diversity in human thoughts. People don’t want to believe anything contradictory to what they have learned in life. It does not fit their understanding of the ‘universe’. My small reader group, however, gives me freedom. Most of my readers until now are from a group I know outside the blogosphere and so I have faith that they won’t mind spending some time on my broodings. And I deal with a highly philosophical question today, a question that has perplexed mankind for long and caused a great divide between the two genders of this highly evolved species on Earth- ‘Are men dog?’I come from a middle class Indian family because of which my upbringing had been in a locality that had an abundance of street dogs. I grew up feeding the malnourished street dogs from an early age and have great affection for their kind. If I may add, I have found dogs to be among the best animals in our world. They are faithful, coordinating, and live in gangs which have much in common with the human idea of society. The more glorified families of vertebrates such as Lions, for instance, have very less similarity with our ways of life. But let’s not indulge into too much science here, science ruins philosophy.

Now that I have introduced my feelings for dogs, let me start the comparison between the two aforesaid species. The lives of both, men and dogs, begins with training. We take birth and are taught what to do and what not to. Mothers are our first teachers and make us what we are when we get into adolescence. It may not be comfortable to those grown up now (lions in their imagination) but their fate was decided by the kind of training they got from their parents. Our childhood forms us, whether we like it or not. Each little decision we take determines our future and there is no escaping this reality. In comparison, dogs too receive their training from their mothers. For a street dog, it is mostly about learning to cross the street, killing mice and chasing cats. In conjunction, they learn to be faithful to those households that feed them. I won’t include the dogs who live in posh houses, drive in luxury cars and eat pedigree. No sir, they are a disgrace to the dog kind. An analogy in humans will be the kids of overly rich parents who get sent to expensive boarding schools which ‘train’ them to ‘make a man’ of themselves. To me, that’s a short cut. That was not how mammals are supposed to evolve, not even ‘lions’. Let your mother have the credit of forming you, that is the least they deserve. One of my my favorite saying is from the novel Catch-22 which goes something like:

XYZ “had a poor start, he came from a good family”

                                   (But maybe more on that in a later post)

The next stage in our lives is that of adulthood. It’s the age where we learn the importance of independence leaving the cocoon we have been sheltered in. The immediate reaction to which is reflected in adolescence with identity crisis. Humans seek affection of those nearby. A need for recognition and dependence. So is the case with dogs. They search for appropriate masters for themselves and dedicate their lives in service for little in return. Sleepless nights spent in service of someone who bothers as much about you. It’s a pathetic life from the outsight, but certainly more human than wearing ‘Being Human’ t-shirts and drinking alcohol in parks or, just to be a bit harsher because I don’t like his films, running over people asleep on the sidewalk.A funny thing about adulthood is that we often get labeled ‘dogs’ for reasons quite unrelated to dog-behavior. Dogs are faithful and would rather sacrifice their lives for their masters.

Now moving on to death, I try to stand against another saying that calls a bad death as ‘dying a dog’s death’. This is a strong statement, and because it is strong, it falls harder. To state it outright- we all die a dog’s death. If we die early in life, we have unfulfilled goals, unfulfilled desires and often have deep regrets for having lived our lives the way we had. Emotions drag us down to the level of animals. Getting killed in a car accident is no better than the death of a dog that you see getting run over by a truck. Contrarily, most probably the dog would have been happier. Death in old age is no better for the fear of loneliness. I have not yet had a personal experience with that age but have observed that the hokum of independence goes away for most of us. Interdependence is most evident to us when we have no one to care for us. Make no mistakes; we all die alone- ‘a dog’s death’. Or maybe even worse.

Let me sum it all up with an example. I had a very poor show at the exam today. I have a habit of studying just the last night before the exam but sleep got better of me this time and I got into the exam hall with less than 2 hours of studies. To add to my misery, the invigilator in our room was a beautiful teacher who listened to music over her earphones while governing the exam. And to restate for those not regular at following my blog, I have been having latent feelings of what I feel is love for a girl I don’t know well enough. Blaming my mammalian genes, when I first saw the teacher my reaction was that of a dog. She was beautiful even in her late 30s and to and spoke with careful sweetness in her words. I spent the first hour thinking of what I have written in front of you. When the gray matter got back to me, I invoked my dog nature of faithfulness. Like everyone else, I like to live like a lion, or an eagle. But as said before, emotions drag us to the level of animals. I could have contrasted dogs and humans with the concept of self-awareness and explained the reason why human race is such a success but it would make the post too long and uninteresting. Just to touch upon the idea though, close your eyes and imagine yourself outside your body. With your copied soul, stand in the corner of the room and look at yourself sitting, reading this article. You should be able to perform this exercise effortlessly, and be able to draw conclusions about yourself. This gift is unique to humans and one of the reasons why our society has been a success.

A bad ending ruins half the effort but unfortunately, I can think of no other way to conclude this post other than an reassurance that being called a dog is not as bad as it may seem. There are worse things you could be called. Printed t-shirts are the worst things that happened to the fashion industry the previous century and next time you see someone wearing that ‘being human’ shirt, try judging if he really behaves as he proclaims. The answer in most cases (I have done the experiment) is no.

Lady Gaga’s Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated Like A Slave

When it comes to being a boss, Lady Gaga might be a big monster. Her former personal assistant, Jennifer O’Neill, is suing her, claiming she’s owed $380,000 in unpaid overtime. The 41-year-old O’Neill described her job in court papers, saying basically that she was a slave to Lady Gaga’s every whim. Among her responsibilities: getting Gaga anything she wanted at any hour of the day or night, handling her schedule, her money, and her food (though there wasn’t always time for O’Neill herself to eat). Oh, and, of course, “ensuring the availability of chosen outfits,” which probably involved lots of trips to the butcher and to outer space.

Sure, that sounds annoying, but it actually reads like a pretty standard celebrity personal assistant job description, especially when the boss is someone as famous as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And O’Neill could have had it a lot worse! According to one of Gaga’s other former assistants, Angela Ciemny, she had to sleep with the singer most nights because she hated being alone. They even showered together sometimes, just so Lady Gaga wouldn’t have to be by herself for even a second. Ugh.

O’Neill was paid $75,000 a year to suffer through her job. She only held the job for 13 months; so that seems like a fair amount of overtime to seeking. Lady Gaga’s camp obviously denies she is a living, breathing nightmare, saying the suit is “completely without merit.” [New York Post]

Dido and husband Rohan Gavin had their first child, a boy, on Christmas. They named him Stanley, and Us Weekly helpful points out that he shares a name with the character from her 2000 song with Eminem, “Stan.” In case you’ve forgotten, Us reminds you the song was about, “a fictitious fan, named Stan, who bombards the rapper with letters in the hope he will write back. However when he fails to receive a reply from his hero, Stan seals his fate by killing his girlfriend and their unborn child, before committing suicide.” Umm, yes, I am sure that is the reason she named her baby Stanley… [US Weekly]

Haven’t had enough of Christmas carols yet? Scrubs pals Zach Braff and Donald Faison have released a video of them singing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” Depending on your feelings about that song and about Zach Braff, you will either find it charming or an affront to your senses. [ONTD]

The Royal Family, including William and Kate, walked to and from church on Christmas morning. Kate, predictably, looked beautiful. She was wearing a maroon coat and a jaunty hat, which is either a signal that she is pregnant with sextuplets or that she refuses to give William the child he so desperately wants (or it could just mean that she, you know, looks good in that color). After church, they had a turkey lunch, and then many of them went to visit Prince Philip, who’s in the hospital recovering from heart surgery. [Radar]

“Book of Mormon,” “War Horse” top 2011 in theater

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NEW YORK – As 2011 dawned, a new crackerjack Jon Robin Baitz play was opening off-Broadway and a rowdy Spider-Man was getting bad press on Broadway. A year later, that crackerjack Baitz play is now on Broadway and “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” has (gasp!) turned into a respectable tenant, making its rent each month, not injuring people, keeping the noise down.

But only one of those shows made our Top 10 list of the best in theater in 2011:

Pictures: Tony Awards 2011

1. “The Book of Mormon”: Does this need explanation? It’s smart and reverential and completely winning, Tony Awards included. (Plus, the show sells a pair of boxers that say “I Have Maggots in My Scrotum.”) This is pure gold for Broadway, but it will take plenty of that precious metal to pay for a pair of tickets for a Saturday night performance, even for next May.

2. “War Horse”: Sure, the plot may be a little dopey, but the puppets and sheer inventiveness behind this visually stunning production easily make it a must-see. But there’s no rush. Relax: It’s probably going to be at Lincoln Center longer than World War I.

3. “Anything Goes”: Cole Porter songs, Kathleen Marshall’s vision and Joel Grey singing, but really the prize here is Sutton Foster. She won a Tony for her role as a nightclub singer in this frothy singing-and-dancing cruise, and tap-dances away with the audience. We dare you to stop humming “You’re the Top” after this.

4. “Other Desert Cities”: Baitz’s beautifully crafted play about a dysfunctional family wrestling with a deep secret is great from start to finish, and Stockard Channing, Stacy Keach, Rachel Griffiths and Judith Light sparkle.

5. “Venus in Fur”: Nina Arianda portrays a sexy actress, which isn’t a stretch for her, but the time-shifting role she plays here is intense and she makes it stunning, not least for the way she moves about in a pair of thigh-high leather boots.

6. Mark Rylance: It’s too late to see him in “La Bete” or “Jerusalem” but it’s not too late to kick yourself. This is a Tony Award-winning actor who is so good it’s scary. Next time he comes over here, let’s make him feel really welcome or he’s liable to leave again.

7. “Sleep No More”: You go into a “hotel” in Chelsea and walk around “rooms” while “actors” perform “Macbeth” with a “film noir” twist. Immersive and cool and naughty and a little manic. But at the end you get to keep the mask.

8. “Seminar”: Alan Rickman plays a crass, pugnacious novelist-turned-tutor to a group of four budding writers in Theresa Rebeck’s wonderful play about the pain of creating art. But leave the “Harry Potter” fans at home: The only magic is in the script and the only thing that disappears is the shirt on one of the actresses.

9. “Good People”: David Lindsay-Abaire’s darkly comic play starring Frances McDormand about class differences in Boston was up for best play Tony, but lost to those equines of “War Horse.” Pity. Plays this good don’t come along often.

10. “Gatz”: This word-for-word theatrical adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” may have seemed like it lasted longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage, but it was transformative and rich. The bad news? You missed it. The good news? It returns to the Public in January.

‘War Horse’ is beautiful but a bit of a warhorse

Opening Sunday

A war horse, in the world of theater or opera, is a term that describes a classic performed so many times it’s grown a little stale. Steven Spielberg’s new movie “War Horse,” based on the novel by Michael Morpurgo and the stage play by Nick Stafford, uses the title literally: It’s about an actual horse and an actual war. But the movie, though beautifully filmed, comes dangerously close to the more figurative definition; it’s a story so familiar it seems as if we’ve already seen it, told in a way that brings no surprises.

Spielberg seems to be aiming for more of a family audience than his previous, grittier war movies have reached (the book was originally published as a young-adult story): here, the characters are captured in a glowing, magical light, and even the battle sequences are more elegant than bloody. But this is only partly a war story; at heart, it’s about a young man and his horse.

Albert (Jeremy Irvine), who lives with his parents (Peter Mullan, Emily Watson) on a modest farm in the English countryside in the years just before World War I, is thrilled when his father acquires a handsome, spirited colt at auction. Named Joey, the horse is soon tamed by Albert and the two become fast friends — but when war is declared and finances on the farm reach dire straits, Joey is sold and sent to battle. He’s soon followed to the front by loyal Albert, who hopes to be reunited with his beloved horse one day.

This is emotionally charged content, to be sure, and Spielberg fills it with stirring music, sweetly earnest close-ups and prettily falling snow. But since the movie can’t get inside the head of the horse, there’s a blankness at its center and a predictability to the storytelling that leaves the movie feeling a little flat. We know how things will end up for Joey and Albert — there’s never any doubt, though the movie tries hard to instill some. “War Horse” is meticulously and elegantly constructed, and has a gentle, old-fashioned quality that will appeal to many audience members, but it never jolts or thrills; its characters, moving in that Hollywood glow, never quite catch fire.

Moira Macdonald: 206-464-2725 or mmacdonald@seattletimes.com

Leona Lewis New EP Includes Goo Goo Dolls and Nine Inch Nails Covers

Leona Lewis dropped the sun-splashed single ‘Collide‘ earlier this year, dealt with a plagiarism claim regarding the song and then went MIA for a second. She disappeared like a ghost for a hot minute. Now, word is her third album is due in March, but to tide fans over in the interim, she will issue ‘Hurt: The EP’ on Friday, Dec. 9, in her native U.K. It’ll be available at Amazon.com.

The EP will include a cover of Nine Inch Nails‘ devastatingly depressing ‘Hurt’ (hence the title), which was beautifully handled by the late Johnny Cash years ago. Lewis will also tackle the Goo Goo Dolls smash radio ballad ‘Iris,’ which Taylor Swift performed with singer Johnny Rzeznik on tour, as well. She takes on Counting Crows’ ‘Colorblind,’ too. With this EP, Lewis is fearless, trying her hand at plenty of songs that PopCrush loves, so we are dying to hear this EP.

We also the fact that Lewis is using her smoky, soulful and utterly femme voice to cover emotionally heavy songs fronted by dudes. If anyone can pull it out without sacrificing the heft, it’s Lewis!

This EP is certainly a smart way to keep Leona Lewis in our minds while we await the release of a full album of non-covers.

…About Those Top 25 Albums of 2011

When I first heard tUnE-yArDs’ w h o k i l l, I was so flabbergasted that I could report my findings only in abstract poetry form. With a ukelele, a drum kit, a fantastic bassist in the form of Nate Brenner and a total command of loop pedals, Merrill Garbus has made a record that’s both daring, accessible, and fully enjoyable. Like Joanna Newsom revolutionized the harp and PJ Harvey rethought the autoharp, Garbus is probably spurring a boost in ukelele sales nationwide; what can’t be packaged is her incredible, malleable voice, which is sweet and cooing one minute and a roar from another world the next. Variety is the spice of w h o k i l l: There are grinding, horn-heavy jams like “Bizness,” and there are slow, beautiful ruminations on love, like “Powa,” with a breathtaking upper-register ending. Thematically, the record takes on a tortured society, from a refutation of modern America to violence, police brutality and empowerment. I saw tUnE-yArDs twice in 2011, and talked to Garbus briefly. (She told me “Santa Rosa isn’t piddly.”) I also played this record over and over and over and over and over and over.

The Easy Listeningification of Everything was probably the defining thread of 2011. Last year’s chillwave mellowness permeated not just wispy rock hits from bands like Real Estate, Toro Y Moi and Washed Out, but it snored its way into hip-hop as well. Musically, Drake’s Take Care is just a couple steps away from new age, and Frank Ocean, sprung from the usually abrasive group Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, wowed critics (and Beyoncé) with a smooth, synth-ed out semi-R&B record, Nostalgia, Ultra. This Prozac-esque trend owes in part to three years of Lil’ B, the Oakland rapper from The Pack who released an album this year called I’m Gay, and whose Rain In England LP, heavy on rhythmless synthesizers, was released by the experimental noise label Weird Forest. (Going further back, one could tip the hat to Jay Electronica, who in 2007 released “Act I: Eternal Sunshine (The Pledge),” a 9-minute track of rapping, with no drums at all, over the incidental score from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.)

All this lead-up is to say that I got tired of hearing rap music that wasn’t fucking rap music in 2011, and Death Grips’ Ex-Military was the perfect antidote to the annoying trend of blissed-out navelgazing in hip-hop. Led by the maniacal MC Ride and powered by Hella drummer Zach Hill, the album is one ferocious eruption of angry ideas after another, shouted recklessly over samples from the likes of Jane’s Addiction and Link Wray. The group’s videos are skittish, diseased and terrifying. Hip-hop in 2011 mostly said, “I’m cool, thanks.” Ex-Military said fuck you.

Another pitfall of music in 2011 was dull oversharing. Menial details of one’s life do not a deep statement make, but plenty of artists (and Facebook users) thought otherwise. EMA’s Past Life Martyred Saints is an album by Erika M. Anderson, who realizes life is not poetry unless you make of it something different and eloquent. You might not think as much from an album that opens with the lines “When you see that ship / It is the ship you can see,” but hang in there, I promise. “I wish that every time he touched me left a mark,” Anderson repeats on “Marked,” sounding like an Exile in Guyville Liz Phair; “20 kisses with a butterfly knife” reads like a cast-off lyric from Tom Waits’ Blue Valentine. There’s blood, jealousy, disappointment and revenge, especially in the fantastic semi-spoken “California,” a masterful hypotenuse between Patti Smith and PJ Harvey. Live in San Francisco, EMA was all sorts of likable awkwardness—if you’re into real human beings trying to be real human beings in front of a crowd of strangers, against the odds, she is fantastic. If you are not, you will probably say it feels like a therapy session.

I remained apathetic to the universally loved 2010 debut album by The XX (except that beautiful intro!), and this year did not jump out of my seat for a Gil-Scott Heron remix record by Jamie XX, We’re New Here. Intermittent “old soul” voice samples in electronic music = kind of 1999, but in the limited-edition box set released for Record Store Day, there was a separate disc of the instrumentals. I played them, and played them, and played them. Each time, the sonorous bass kicking in during “I’m New Here” was like a drip of morphine; the insistent wiggle and menacing handclap of “Running” always put me in an imaginary heist movie. This BBC Essential Mix on Soundcloud gives you an idea of the thoughts running through Jamie XX’s brain; download and escape.

When making these lists, I have to consider records that just plain make me happy. Sometimes those records shoot to the top of the list, like in 2007, with the Cribs’ Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever. This year the “always makes me happy” award goes to Givers’ In Light. Critics may have pointed out that it sounds a lot like a Vampire Weekend / Dirty Projectors hybrid, but there is an effervescence to this record that I cannot deny. I mean, the first song is called “Up Up Up”! If I were to pick a perfect single of the year, “Saw You First” would be a contender—just a sweet-sailing, high-kicking love song that hits all the right notes. Really, listen to it. There are mega-epic “rock moments” all over the record, the songs are a senior thesis in perfect arrangement, and goddamn if Tiffany Lamson and Taylor Guarisco’s voices aren’t a lovely blend.

I’ve tried in the past to contain these lists to legit physical releases, but with more and more artists self-releasing via free download, I wave the white flag—five titles on my 2011 list began life as free online offerings. The Weeknd’s House of Balloons was posted online in the early part of the year, and it might win the award for broadest appeal. The Weeknd is Abel Tesfaye, an Ethiopian-Canadian R&B singer who bathes in dramatic lust; if you’ve ever wondered what might happen if The-Dream loved Siouxsie and the Banshees, here’s your answer. More about mood than songwriting, House of Balloons is a successful straddle between indie, R&B and pop, and its intrigue and atmosphere transfer a regular late night into something gripping and sexual; a regular morning into something laden with regret and haze.

“Lil’ B songs are better without Lil’ B,” a friend told me recently, and such subtraction leaves Clams Casino’s Instrumentals. Casino is from Jersey, makes beats that fit in to the 2011 aesthetic of laze, and has worked with A$AP Rocky and Mac Miller and maybe Drake but he’s not saying. He always sounds better on his own, and Instrumentals—originally a download, eventually released on 2LP by Type Records—skirts into an astral plane and deserves attention without clamoring for it. Seek it out if you can; he’s definitely on the rise.

Some albums don’t hit at first pass; you have to turn them inside out. In the case of Odd Bird’s Smith, I took the literal interpretation of this idea. First, I bent the gatefold LP backward and inside-out so that this excellent photo by Sara Sanger would be the “front” cover. Then, I began playing it starting on Side C instead of Side A. Both adjustments turned a decent local release into a year-end winner. Taut tunes, animal imagery, harmonies between Ashley Allred and Judah Nagler that are in the clouds, plenty of guest musicians, and songs that pay rent in your head.

Remember all that complaining about synthesizers, a lack of drums, and langour infecting all genres? An irony to The Easy Listeningification of Everything in 2011 is that much of it is imported from the so-called “noise” scene. (See: Oneohtrix Point Never.) I admit that I overdosed on noise in 2010, and try as I did to escape the genre’s clutches in 2011, certain artists grabbed me and would not let go. Kreng’s Grimoire is an Angelo Badalamenti soundtrack updated for the 21st century—it lulls, then slashes, and slashes hard. Aside from Bernard Herrmann’s music for Obsession, I have never been so downright terrified listening to a record . Here’s a Soundcloud; good luck making it out unscathed.

There was a streak there where I was waiting for Amon Tobin to make a substandard album. It came with The Foley Room, an experiment in field recording and sound manipulation that fell flat. But with Amon Tobin’s Isam, the Brazilian-born DJ makes a pummeling, bombastic case for longevity. (Back in 1997, who would have predicted that Ninja Tune’s boy upstart would one day overtake DJ Shadow?) Everything Tobin does is interesting, but Isam is cohesive, and ranks up there with Supermodified and Out From Out Where.

That Ghost’s Songs Out Here is a surprise favorite of mine recorded by a kid named Ryan Schmale from Santa Rosa, whom I have never met. Lo-fi and echoey, part Roy Orbison and part Shirelles, antiquated and warehoused. I keep pulling it out and putting it on, and finding new things to love.

Though he released a “real” EP this year on Warp, Hudson Mohawke’s The Pleasure Principle is a fucking dance jam, with exuberant club-worthy remixes of Janet Jackson, Keri Hilson, Jodeci, Aaliyah and Gucci Mane. I want to hand it to a DJ at Rock ‘n’ Roll Sunday School and see what happens.

For those looking to kill the lights and imagine Lars von Trier’s Melancholia in real life, Grouper’s Alien Observer / Dream Loss is a two-separate-album release; a vision in reverb and lost emotion. For someone whose art can be very detailed and knotty, Liz Harris’ music is linear and soaring; I cannot help loving this.

The video of the year, in my opinion, was this Jay-Z-filmed backstage iPhone clip of Beyoncé warming up in her dressing room by singing “1+1″ with sparse accompaniment. Though I didn’t dig the album at first (singles “Love on Top” and “Countdown” are not the best representatives of this effort), Beyoncé’s 4 won me over with its unapologetic bliss. Get happily married, y’all, and then play this album, and then tell me what you think of it.

Another album I initially dismissed was Tom Waits’ Bad as Me, largely because it breaks absolutely no new stylistic ground. I kept coming back to it, though, and more than a disappointing retread from someone who should have more vision, it’s a touching album. The incessant banjo on “Raised Right Men” matches any tense gait, and the last song “New Year’s Eve” should be played at every New Year’s Eve party.

Terius Nash’s 1977, well, what can I say? Yes, I love The-Dream (a.k.a. Nash) up to a point (that point would be Love King, blecch), and this free download brought back some of what I love. “Used to Be” is everything all those other cold-fish rapper-singers who complain about their love lives wish they could attain, a village idiot with a huge, complicated heart.

A holdover obsession from 2010, Pete Swanson’s Man With Potential grabbed my ears for expanding beyond Swanson’s noise parameters and into a bizarre type of… house, or something? Imagine Manchester’s Factory with an insistent short-circuit; fans of Eno, Vangelis and Kraftwerk might do good to watch this clip.

Many years ago a band from the East Bay called Asbestos Death morphed into a band called Sleep, whose Dopesmoker ushered in a new wave of slow, plodding stoner metal. (Kyuss helped on a mainstream level, then turned in to Queens of the Stone Age.) For a time, stoner metal was everywhere, and Sunn o))) did it best, and then… oversaturation. Liturgy’s Aesthetica brings that beat back in amphetamine explosions of rapid-fire time signatures and eruptive, howling vocals. It’s fast, it’s furious, it kicks ass.

I avoided St. Vincent’s Strange Mercy (fashion spreads turn me off) but then saw a clip on the late-night, and dove in. There is no easy categorization for the music here, and Annie Clark seems to avoid it even further by piling up pedal effects on her guitar playing. If the last time you heard her she was covering Jackson Browne (or as the kids say, The Royal Tennenbaums), then it’s time to call again.

I love Greg Brown’s Freak Flag because his voice is lower and raspier than ever. . . Crooked Fingers’ Breaks in the Armor has “Heavy Hours” and “Went to the City,” two goddamn incredible songs. . . Do feel free to be freaked out by the cover photo of Chelsea Wolfe’s Ἀποκάλυψις, and make sure to save some extra freakedoutedness for the music. . . I desperately want Concord Jazz to take good care of the entire OJC catalog they recently acquired—seminal jazz titles on Riverside, Prestige and more by Miles, Coltrane, Monk, Rollins, Evans—but their track record of honoring what we loosely call “real jazz” is not promising. Releasing Stefon Harris/David Sanchez/Christian Scott’s Ninety Miles is a step in the right direction. . . I loved James Blake’s James Blake for two weeks, then hated it, then saw him and loved it, then hated it again, and now it’s just there. . . and from the fantastic vocalist, Gretchen Parlato’s The Lost and Found is a collection of soothing, nuanced songs by Wayne Shorter, Bill Evans, Lauryn Hill and others, with contributions from Robert Glasper, Ambrose Akinsumire and Taylor Eigsti. And girl, she gots Skrillex hair.

Original list of the Top 25 Albums of 2011 is here.

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St. Vincent – Cruel creation – Hour Community

If the true measure of a creative product is whether or not it addresses the fundamental truths of its time, than St. Vincent’s Annie Clark is eerily on point with her latest album, Strange Mercy

Strange Mercy brims with lyrics about information overload, personal disconnectedness, sexual frustration, inescapable ennui and the paralysis of one’s self existing in the personal vacuum left by a world rapidly on the move. Notwithstanding the heavy content, it’s also a deeply enjoyable album, if not somewhat of a slow creeper – one rich in well-crafted melodies, harmonies, unique beats and contemplative moods. In fact, the initial beauty of the work lies precisely in the textures of guitar, spiky funk and unfettered rhythms Annie Clark uses, whereas the long-player appeal is certainly the relationship between this framework and the rather weighty themes it houses.

"I guess I’ve always been pretty fascinated with that duality we so often find of a really beautiful thing mixed with a brutal thing," says Clark, reached over the phone in Dallas, Texas. "The first song I wrote was Strange Mercy and that couple of words summed up a lot of what I have been trying to do musically over the past couple years. We have all these murky situations between people, strange mercies. I think a lot of people would love it if someone would come in and fix their fatal flaw."

From the outset, Clark grapples with opposites: The second track, Cruel, opens with an orchestral placidity before a sharp 4/4 bass and crunchy guitar accompanies Clark’s lines "Forgive the kids, for they don’t know how to live/ run the alleys, casually cruel/ cruel, cruel" – imagery applicable to a year full of tragic stories of teenage bullying and suicides. Sounding spookily similar to Alanis Morissette, Clark’s delivery of the title song Strange Mercy could function as a commentary on Occupy movements and allegations of police heavy-handedness through the lines "If I ever meet that dirty policeman who roughed you up / No I don’t know what," while Dilettante‘s "Oh Elijah, don’t make me wait/ nobody’s winning/ the sharks are swimming/ in the red" directly references end-of-the-world scenarios found in the Hebrew Bible. It’s all heavy stuff, but Clark believes Strange Mercy accesses a commonality among people.

"I was alone [in Seattle] making this album," explains Clark, "and I think the great thing about that, and about not being beholden to technology – even so far as not checking the text messages on your cellphone is… Basically, I think for a long time I hadn’t really gone below a certain level of thought."

"All of my thought processes had been interrupted on a surface level, like ‘What am I doing today? What thing am I reading now?’ Kind of a real ADD approach to living. But once I was able to remove those aspects, I could see things more clearly. There is a point in the creative process that isn’t really sexy or glamorous, but it’s that moment where you’ve been working on something for seven hours and you think it isn’t going anywhere and then you finally hit on something. It’s the kind of thing that only cruelly happens after you’ve been staring blankly at something for a long time. I think it’s a more meditative state, a deeper level of creative consciousness. There is a synthesis that happens that I don’t think happens when you’re constantly distracted. I think this album is more human than my previous – less controlled, more emotional and less cold."

St. Vincent w/ Cold Specks At Théâtre Corona December 17

R. Kelly Has 32 New Chapters Of Hit Song ‘Trapped In The Closet

R Kelly should be financed-and faster-because the singer tells TMZ that is ready for film thirty-two new episodes of the legendary hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet” … but he must first financial support.

When we last saw “caught” … it was the year 2007 and Kelly 22 chapters, where a small person crapped his pants … had released a neighbor with a spatula … and a pimp with a stuttering problem.

R. Kelly Has 32 New Chapters Of Hit Song ‘Trapped In The Closet

Now, Kelly-coming out of a gym L.A. yesterday — tells us that he wants to continue the saga-”but you need a lot of money to do it … really look for investors”.

Meanwhile, pulling at the end of Chapter 7 – it is the only time that we have ever heard someone sing the word “spatula” … and is beautiful

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The Best and Worst Movies of 2011 – HispanicBusiness.com

This year at the movies – who knew? Who knew Martin Scorsese could pull off a French period piece for kids (“Hugo”)? Who knew Roland Emmerich could try his hand at something Shakespearean (“Anonymous”) and not make a fool of himself? Who knew Woody Allen had another funny movie in him (“Midnight in Paris”)? Who suspected Pedro Almodovar didn’t (“The Skin I Live In”)? We had a winter and spring marked by epic fails (“Red Riding Hood,” “Sucker Punch,” “Beastly”), a summer of surprisingly pleasant comic-book fare (“Thor,” “Captain America”), and a fall full of entertaining genre pieces (“Fright Night,” Drive,” “Warrior”) that nobody saw. And we’re into an awards’ season of “Yeah, is that it?” titles. So, no, 2011 wasn’t the best year for film. So many documentaries, not one of them a dazzler. So much chatter about a “Tree of Life” that wilted long before the leaves fell this fall. But in a year full of filmic surprises, there were movies that stuck with you, that have resonance for our times and staying power in our memory. And yes, they come from surprising quarters. -The year’s best: “Everything Must Go” – Will Ferrell brought his usual bag of tricks, and a load of bitter pathos to this simple story of a guy who loses his job, his wife, his home and any shot at sobriety in the same day. It’s an amazing high-wire walk for Ferrell and a terrific film, neither of which got their due because of the “Oh, it’s Will Ferrell,” attitude from critics and audiences. “Take Shelter” – The great ones keep you guessing, and Michael Shannon, perhaps the finest character actor to come along since Michael Caine, does that in spades with this religious allegory about a faithless man whose hallucinations convince him there’s a reckoning on its way, and he’d better get that storm shelter ready. A truly haunting film. “Hanna” – Whiplash-fast action, stunning long-take combat scenes and a riveting set of performances inform this teen-raised-to-be-an-assassin thriller, one of the best action films in ages. Saoirse Ronan dazzles, Eric Bana finally has a hit worthy of his screen presence and that darned Cate Blanchett gives us nightmares as the boss you wish you hadn’t crossed. “Midnight in Paris” – It’s not up there with Woody Allen’s Holy Trinity of great comedies, but this period piece fantasy is funnier and wittier than any three other romantic comedies to come down the 2011 pike. That Allen was able to turn Owen Wilson into a credible well-read leading man, at home in the company of Hemingway, Dali and Gertrude Stein, may be the greatest feat of his career. “The Ides of March” – The best of the two good George Clooney movies of the fall, this political thriller has plenty of twists and turns, the least-fussy Ryan Gosling performance ever, and edge. “The Descendants” is the one getting all the awards buzz, but “Ides” is the less predictable tale, one without the plot-device teenage boy idiot savant. “The Help” – The online Oscar pundits are worked into quite a lather over this, but if there aren’t Oscar nominations for Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, and either Jessica Chastain or Bryce Dallas Howard, Hollywood will have missed the boat. “Puss in Boots” – In a year of cynical animation and cynical sequels (“Kung Fu Panda 2,” “Cars 2,” “Happy Feet 2″), the Antonio Banderas-Salma Hayek-voiced “Puss” transcended cynicism (it’s a spin-off of “Shrek”) and delivered a bootload of laughs. “Soul Surfer” – An understated, uplifting and beautifully-acted faith-based film built on a horrific moment of violence (the shark that bit off young surfer Bethany Hamilton’s arm), this sleeper hit from the spring attracted superb actors (Helen Hunt, Anna Sophia Robb, Dennis Quaid) for a reason. “Insidious” – First and foremost, a horror movie has got to scare you, get those hairs on the back of your neck standing at attention. This ghost story is a serious return to form for the guys who launched the “Saw” franchise, a genre-transcending fright that drew A-listers Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne brilliantly playing parents whose comatose kid is being possessed by something in their new home. -The worst: “Snow Flower and the Secret Fan” – It’s not “Joy Luck Club,” though that’s what they were aiming for. “Sucker Punch” – A violent comic-bookish PG-13 fantasy set in an asylum whose inmates imagine themselves as hooker-heroines in a dreamscape brothel, this may be the worst idea for a movie anybody ever had. “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1″ – The first “Twilight” movie whose director treated the whole overheated heavy-breathing fest as a joke. Bill Condon was laughing at you, Twi-hards. “Jack and Jill” – Adam Sandler dons a dress, does an overweight yenta shtick and manages to be offensive without being the least bit funny. “The Undefeated” – It took an awful lot of creative editing to make Sarah Palin look like a media victim and a smart, credible crusader for the common man and woman. “Atlas Shrugged” was just as bad, but at least it wasn’t a lie.