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‘The Dictator’ offers iron-fisted, ham-handed laughs, critics say

The New York Times' A.O. Scott writes that Baron Cohen's comedic potential "is mostly squandered in 'The Dictator,' which gestures half-heartedly toward topicality and, with equal lack of conviction, toward pure, anarchic silliness." In other words, the stakes aren't high enough ("There is nothing especially outrageous here," Scott writes), and the jokes aren't funny enough ("There are a few good ones, but many more that feel half-baked and rehashed").

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Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times, however, argues that with "The Dictator" Baron Cohen "establishes a claim to be the best comic filmmaker now working." Ebert compares Baron Cohen and director Larry Charles to the Marx Brothers for their emphasis on practical jokes over plot, and he also identifies "a taste of Buster Keaton's physical humor" in their antics. Ebert adds, "Baron Cohen's attack on the material is free-wheeling, his attitude is anarchist, and he's more good-humored than in 'Borat' and 'Bruno.'"

Hearst movie critic Amy Biancolli deems "The Dictator" a "mix of comic bombshells and conventional plot devices that add up to an entertaining goof."  She agrees with Sharkey that "as satire goes, most of this is too broad to cut deeply, but it is undeniably propulsive and funny."

Todd McCarthy of the Hollywood Reporter finds that "Baron Cohen's shotgun blasts of scabrous humor hit more than they miss," with the results "often funny and occasionally hilarious." McCarthy says some of the film's best cultural gags stem from Cohen and Faris' dynamic, and some of its best political humor comes courtesy of "a diabolically clever scene in a tourist helicopter over Manhattan." Charles and Baron Cohen are also wise "to acknowledge when enough is enough," as the film clocks in at 84 minutes.

The Boston Globe's Wesley Morris writes that while the "early scenes have an easy whimsy," they never build to anything greater, and the result is "an inert, politically neutral movie, a satire that can’t bring itself to properly satirize anything." Morris adds that the movie's more conventional scripted approach lacks "the sustained abandon and mischief that made for ecstatic moviegoing with 'Borat' and bits of ''Bruno.'"

According to critics, audiences in search of sharp satire may want to look elsewhere, but those who are fans of Baron Cohen's anarchic brand of humor might just find themselves loyal subjects of "The Dictator."

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Photo: Sacha Baron Cohen and Ben Kingsley in "The Dictator." Credit: Melinda Sue Gordon / Paramount Pictures

X Factor’s Rachel Crow: How I Consoled Nicole Scherzinger

Eliminated Thursday in an X Factor shocker, 13-year-old Rachel Crow says she has no hard feelings against judge Nicole Scherzinger, who voted to send her home over singer Marcus Canty.

“Nicole’s amazing!” Crow told Us Weekly at Sunday’s CNN Heroes event in Los Angeles. “I consoled her backstage [Thursday], she was very sad. It was really hard to watch her. I hugged her and we sat for a long time and we talked and we made it all better.”

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Crow also has high praise for her X Factor mentor, Simon Cowell, whom she’s stayed in touch with since her exit last week.

“I learned from Simon that no matter what happens it will all be okay,” Crow mused. “Life does go on and you either get bigger or smaller. He said, you always have to follow your heart and follow your dreams and be yourself and don’t let anyone change you.”

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While she is flattered by talk of a record deal with Disney, the Colorado teen insists she has yet to ink a contract, but is working to rush out new music.

“I personally haven’t gotten any calls from Disney! I don’t know where that’s coming from. It’s actually pretty funny,” Crow told Us of the rumors. “I’m working on getting music out right now. I really want to get a song or two out there and then maybe go there, movies and TV or something.”

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Angling for an Etta James “retro feel” with her new tunes, Crow says she’s willing to step outside the box to land her dream collaboration artist.

Eminem‘s just amazing and I want to sing with him very badly!” the teen said.

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Barry Bonds is put on probation in BALCO steroids case

Story by Lance Williams

Barry Bonds, holder of baseball’s career home run record and former San Francisco Giants superstar, was put on probation today for obstructing justice in the BALCO  steroids scandal.

U.S. District Judge Susan Illston rejected a plea by federal prosecutors to punish Bonds with a 15-month prison term on his felony conviction for obstruction of justice. She also agreed to postpone imposing the sentence pending appeal.

In April, the former slugger was found guilty of equivocating under oath about his use of banned drugs in 2003 testimony before a federal grand jury. In Bonds’ trial, the jury deadlocked on three perjury charges. Bonds’ lawyers have said they would appeal his conviction.

Bonds declined to speak at the hearing. He listened impassively as the judge read the sentence.

The judge put Bonds on two years’ probation. She ordered 30 days of electronic monitoring and restricted him to his Beverly Hills home for that time. He also was ordered to perform 250 hours of community service with youth programs, and fined $4,000.

“I think the jury got it exactly right,” the judge said of the verdict. “Mr. Bonds did make an effort to obstruct justice here, but he didn’t succeed.” Despite Bonds’ evasive testimony, federal investigators managed to take down the steroid ring centered at the Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative in Burlingame, convicting the drug dealers.

Sports leagues also cracked down on steroid use, she noted, and the nation was educated on the issue of performance enhancing drugs.

“To the extent that was the point” of the BALCO probe, “that point has been has been carried out over and over again,” she said.

Earlier, prosecutor Matt Parrella described Bonds as “unrepentant and unapologetic,” and said he had taken steroids for years, “made a lot of money from it” and lied about what he was doing. He urged the judge to impose a prison term.

The sentencing hearing at federal court in San Francisco brought an anticlimactic end to the federal investigation into steroid-dealing at BALCO.

The drug lab supplied steroids designed to beat state-of-the-art drug tests. More than 30 elite athletes in baseball, Olympic track and field, and NFL football became customers, court records show.

Nationwide, most defendants who are convicted of obstruction of justice in federal court serve some prison time, said New York lawyer Patrick Mullin, a federal sentencing expert.

But in the long-running probe of BALCO, easy sentences have been the rule.

Victor Conte, BALCO’s proprietor and mastermind of the conspiracy to corrupt sports with undetectable steroids, was sentenced to four months in prison via a government plea agreement.

Three other sports figures convicted of lying about their involvement with BALCO drugs – former San Francisco 49ers lineman Dana Stubblefield, elite track coach Trevor Graham and bicycle racer Tammy Thomas – avoided prison.

Greg Anderson, Bonds’ weight trainer and his reputed steroid supplier, served more than a year in prison. But most of that sentence was for contempt of court after Anderson refused to testify about Bonds and drugs.

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The Week in Beer: Celebrating a harvest of brews

Friday, Nov. 25

>> Maybe you’re not one of those maniacs who springs out of bed at 5 a.m. to go stand in line at some big box appliance store for a shot at elbowing old ladies and little kids aside to grab a Gigantovox 100-inch High Definition Extreme Flat Screen LCD TV for $200 (with $100 rebate, allow 6-8 years for delivery). Good for you. But Arbor Brewing, 114 E. Washington, is offering a much more compelling reason to leave the comfy confines of home this Thanksgiving weekend: Black Magic Friday! All day long, enjoy discounts on all Arbor merchandise, including apparel, glassware, gift sets, Mug Club memberships, gift cards — even all carry-out beer. And while you shop, be sure to enjoy a glass of Black Magic Coconut Porter, the official beer of Black Magic Friday. See you at the checkout line (but keep those elbows to yourself).

Saturday, Nov. 26

>> It’s go time as the heroic Wolverines take on the Nuts from Columbus in the annual tilt often cited as the best rivalry in all of sports. It has lost quite a bit of luster the past few years, but this year’s edition promises to be competitive, and for once the good guys are favored over the villains. If you’re looking for a place to hang before or during the game, Ashley’s, 338 S. State, is open at 9 a.m. for its “Kegs and Eggs” tailgate featuring a breakfast bar, Bloody Marys, and the state’s largest beer selection on tap. Arbor Brewing also opens early at 10 a.m. (kitchen 10:30), and the Tap Room space is available for pre-game drinking and general carousing. The Wolverine State Brewing Tap Room, 2019 W. Stadium, opens at 9 a.m. and again will be running a shuttle to and from the game for just $10 (and a purchase of beer); rumor has it there may be some free munchies available as well. Go Blue!

Tuesday, Nov. 29

>> The Beer and Burger Tasting series returns to Frenchie’s (next to Sidetrack Bar & Grill), 56 E. Cross St. in Ypsilanti’s Depot Town. Beginning at 7 p.m., enjoy a five-course meal featuring three-distinct gourmet mini-burgers plus an appetizer and dessert, all paired with five different craft beers. A bona fide beer nerd will discuss each pairing and music from a live band will serenade you while you dine — all for just $25. Call Jessica at 734-483-5230 or order online here — click on “Event Tickets.”

Thursday, Dec. 1

>> What the world needs now is… more beer dinners! The fine folks of Ann Arbor’s Wolverine State Brewing and The Quarter Bistro are collaborating for the “Westsider Holiday Beer Dinner,” hosted at The Quarter Bistro, 300 S. Maple, beginning a 6:30 p.m. The feast includes five plated courses plus a standing appetizer and features such deliciousness as Cajun Steak Bites with Gulo Gulo Hoppy Lager and Bistro Jambalaya with Common Reaction California Common Beer — see the full menu at wolverinebeer.com. Tickets are $45 per person, including tax, tip, and a raffle for beer, Mug Club memberships, and gift certificates. Call Wolverine at 734-369-2990 or The Quarter at 734-929-9200 to reserve or for more info. But hurry — there are only a few tickets left, and even those may be gone by the time you read this.

>> You’ve heard of the 12 Days of Christmas; well, Ashley’s has 20 Beers of Cheers, featuring the brews of Bell’s. On tap you’ll find mainstays like Amber, Best Brown, Two-Hearted, and Winter White ales as well as specialties like Cherry Stout, Christmas Ale, Hell Hath No Fury Strong Ale, and Sweet Potato Stout. Special tappings include HopSolution Ale (6:30 p.m.), The Oracle Double IPA (7:15 p.m.), and Batch 9,000 (8 p.m.). And don’t forget all the cool swag and prizes for good girls and boys. Jingle all the way!

Notes on the Napkin

  • What’s on tap around town? Glad you asked! Over at Liberty Street Brewing, 149. W. Liberty, Plymouth, be afraid, be very afraid, at the return of C Monster Imperial IPA, a 9.5 percent alcohol-by-volume beast full of resin and citrus notes from all seven of the hops whose name begins with “C.” Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery, 207 E. Washington, continues its Hopicidal Maniac series with a brew featuring one malt and one hop; this time it’s the Glacier hop, a relatively new variety that’s earthy and less citrusy. Also look for Mommy’s Li’l Peanut, a peanut butter stout brewed with 30 pounds of real peanut butter, and No. 339 Wheatwine, an 8.3 percent ABV beer brewed with 50 percent wheat malt and hopped aggressively with American Cluster and Sterling hops. At Grizzly Peak, look for DubbelHop Belgian Pale Ale, Fouch Hill Dark English Mild and (coming soon) Yakima Biere Belgo-American Pale Ale as well as Humongous Imperial Red Ale.
  • And for your road trip planning purposes, the Shark Club in Howell is teaming up with Chef Doug Hewitt of Terry B’s Restaurant and Bar in Dexter for the Dec. 5 “Great Minds Drink Alike” dinner featuring brews from Dogfish Head and Short’s Brewing. The four-course meal will be served at Shark Club, 1140 S. Michigan in Howell, and includes Dogfish Head specialty beers World Wide Stout, 120 Minute IPA and Festina Peche and Short’s Noble Chaos Marzenbier. Tickets are $60, excluding tip; call the Shark Club at 517-540-0300 to reserve yours -— they’re going fast!

David Bardallis is a freelance writer and editor, blogger, bon vivant and man about town. Visit “All the Brews Fit to Pint” at AnnArborBeer.com, follow @allthebrews on Twitter, or join the “All the Brews Fit to Pint” Facebook page. Email your beer-related thoughts to .

UTA, UT-Austin, UT-Permian Basin pilot program in MyEdu partnership

UTA is one of three UT System campuses piloting a student-driven online platform designed to increase graduation rates.

The UT System is among the first in the U.S. to officially partner with MyEdu, a free platform where students can do things such as plan their class schedules, read professor reviews and interact with other students in forums and view previous course grade distributions.

“The Board of Regents believe this product has the capability to assist students with degree planning and degree management, and staying on track in order to graduate in a timely fashion,” senior vice provost Michael Moore said.

The UT System announced a partnership with MyEdu Oct. 18, but Moore said the university is still in the process of evaluating MyEdu to better understand how it can be used at UTA.

He said the university is considering a UTA-specific version of MyEdu, so the relevant features it offers can be combined with resources already offered by the university. A university committee is working out how the platform can be used.

“They’re still working on some issues,” he said. “Right now, there’s aspects of this that are not accessible to all students.”

Some of the concerns are about accessibility to those who are blind or have visual impairments.

Frank Lyman, MyEdu senior vice president, said MyEdu is an academic platform for students that supports completing college in a timely manner.

“The sole focus of MyEdu is to improve graduation rates and lower college costs, ensuring students achieve a significantly better return on their investment,” Lyman said. “We call it maximizing their ‘return on education.’ ”

He said a survey by the company found its users are twice as likely to graduate on time as nonusers. He said of the 2,000 students surveyed, 76 percent are expected to graduate in four years.

“For comparison, nationwide, only 56 percent of students are graduating within six years,” he said. “The results are far worse for part-time students, community college students and students from disadvantaged backgrounds.”

One concern is that MyEdu is not connected to either MyMav or Blackboard and doesn’t draw information from course evaluations, therefore the information’s accuracy is dependent solely on student input, Moore said.

He also added, “It’s kind of Facebook-ey.”

“We live in an information age where everything is on the tip of our fingers,” he said. “And unfortunately, it puts a lot of burden on everybody today to become better consumers of information.”

He said, while there is no specific timeline to complete the project, it should be ready by March to assist with fall 2012 enrollment.

The tool is a way to help students navigate through the university experience, UT System spokesman Matt Flores said.

While UTA, UT-Austin and UT-Permian Basin will be the first schools in the system the tool is available to, Flores said the platform will be available across the entire UT System next year.

“It is a way for us to put our best foot forward helping the students get through the undergraduate process,” he said.

MyEdu also offers credit management, advising and financial planning. It will provide a graduation road map and a workspace for faculty-to-student or student-to-student collaboration, Flores said.

Communication junior Grace Taiclet signed up for MyEdu in October.

“It reminded me of Rate My Professors, and I wondered if it was more thorough,” Taiclet said. “I’ve liked what I’ve seen so far. When I have more time, I’m going to research professors for my spring schedule.”

Moore said that while MyEdu could prove to be a useful tool, it isn’t the only solution to increasing graduation rates.

“And where I get to be a little old school about this, is there are a lot of barriers out there that present challenges for students in order to graduate, and I think it’s sometimes a little simplistic to think that a piece of technology can fix this,” he said. “A piece of technology can help, but it really comes down to at the end of the day, working with your adviser, making smart choices about how to stay on track for your degree and I don’t think we should lose sight of that.”

The partnership aligns with the Framework Action Plan that UT System Chancellor Francisco Cigarroa recommended and the UT System Board of Regents approved in May 2011.

“One of the focuses of the Framework Action Plan is to improve student success and access,” Flores said. “One of the ways it is measured is graduation rates. This tool will help make sure students are on task.”

Students can create MyEdu accounts now by going to MyEdu.com, but full functionality is an ongoing process as the tool is customized to fit with the different UT system institutions, he said.

Higgs boson ‘God particle’ close to capture, scientists say

Physicists are closer than ever to hunting down the elusive Higgs boson particle, the missing piece of the governing theory of the universe’s tiniest building blocks.

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Scientists at the world’s largest particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) in Geneva, Switzerland, announced today (Dec. 13) that they’d narrowed down the list of possible hiding spots for the Higgs, (also called the God particle) and even see some indications that they’re hot on its trail.

"I think we are getting very close," said Vivek Sharma, a physicist at the University of California, San Diego, and the leader of the Higgs search at LHC’s CMS experiment. "We may be getting the first tantalizing hints, but it’s a whiff, it’s a smell, it’s not quite the whole thing."

Today’s announcement was highly anticipated by both the physics community and the public, with speculation running rampant in the days leading up to it that the elusive particle may have finally been found. Though the news is not the final answer some were hoping for, the progress is a significant, exciting step, physicists say. [Top 5 Implications of Finding the Higgs Boson]

"It’s something really extraordinary and I think we can be all proud of this," said CERN physicist Fabiola Gianotti, spokesperson for the LHC’s ATLAS experiment, during a public seminar announcing the results today.

Experts outside the LHC collaborations agreed.

"These are really tough experiments, and it’s just really impressive what they’re doing," Harvard University theoretical physicist Lisa Randall told LiveScience.

Origin of mass

The Higgs boson is thought to be tied to a field (the Higgs field) that is responsible for giving all other particles their mass. Ironically, physicists don’t have a specific prediction for the mass ofthe Higgs boson itself, so they must search a wide range of possible masses for signs of the particle.

Based on data collected at LHC’s CMS and ATLAS experiments, researchers said they are now able to narrow down the Higgs’ mass to a small range, and exclude a wide swath of possibilities.

"With the data from this year we’ve ruled out a lot of masses, and now we’re just left with this tiny window, in this region that is probably the most interesting," said Jonas Strandberg, a researcher at CERN working on the ATLAS experiment.

The researchers have now cornered the Higgs mass in the range between 114.4 and 131 gigaelectronvolts (GeV).For comparison, a proton weighs 1 GeV. Outside that range, the scientists are more than 95 percent confident that the Higgs cannot exist.

Within that range, the ATLAS findings show some indications of a possible signal from the Higgs boson at 126 GeV, though the data are not strong enough for scientists to claim a finding with the level of confidence they require for a true discovery.

"Based on the predicted size of the signal, the experiments may have their first glimpse of a positive signal," University of Chicago physicist Jim Pilcher wrote in an email to LiveScience. "It is especially important to compare the results of two independent experiments to help reduce statistical fluctuations and experimental biases."

But it shouldn’t be much longer before scientists can be sure if the Higgs exists, and if so, how much mass it has.

"We know we must be getting close," Strandberg told LiveScience. "All we need is a little bit more data. I think the data we take in 2012 should be able to really give a definitive answer if the Higgs boson exists."

Underground explosions

The Large Hadron Collider is a 17-mile (27-kilometer) loop buried underneath France and Switzerland, run by CERN, based in Geneva.

Inside this loop, protons traveling near the speed of light collide head-on, and release huge amounts of energy in powerful explosions.

This energy then coalesces into new particles, some of which are exotic, hard-to-find species like the Higgs. The Higgs quickly decays into other particle products, which are then sensed by the detectors inside ATLAS and CMS. [6 Exotic Particles Explained]

The new results are based on data accumulated over 500 trillion proton-proton collisions inside the LHC.

Big payoff

The Higgs boson and its related Higgs field were predicted in 1964 by physicist Peter Higgs and his colleagues. Though the Higgs mechanism is the best explanation for why particles have mass, it can’t be trusted until its major prediction — the Higgs boson — is found. [Infographic: The Higgs Boson]

"It would be a major discovery, absolutely," said Randall, who is the author of a recent book covering the Higgs and other particle mysteries called "Knocking on Heaven’s Door: How Physics and Scientific Thinking Illuminate the Universe and the Modern World" (Ecco, 2011). "We’ve known about the Higgs mechanism for years, but we don’t know if it’s right."

The discovery of the Higgs would offer final credence to the idea and its originators.

"If it is found there are several people who are going to get a Nobel prize," said Vivek Sharma, a physicist at the University of California, San Diego, and the leader of the Higgs search at LHC’s CMS experiment.

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News for Youse: Who cares about real news when there's a bear on the loose?

Sure, five people were arrested in relation to Occupy the Ports actions in Vancouver yesterday (December 12). But the local Twitter sniping was quickly deterred after a rogue bear decided to get its wander on in downtown Vancouver.

The bear, which was cornered near Queen Elizabeth Theatre yesterday afternoon, was then tranquilized, and placed into a temporary holding facility in North Vancouver. It will be transported and released into the woods near Squamish later this week.

For the latest, check out the media-saavy bear’s Twitter account. It seems to like chestnuts; who would’ve guessed? There is also a copycat Downtown Bear Twitter account, definitively proving that Vancouverites don’t know when a joke has been beaten to death.

Building on the momentum of yesterday’s bear-and-hippie arrests, 900 police officers executed 67 search warrants across three provinces. It’s unknown exactly what the aim of Project Marvel was. According to CBC’s Colin Butler, that the booking process was “fast and furious” and that “police say they’re too busy processing the suspects to give us any idea of what’s happening.”

News for Youse, of course, can only speculate that a number of masked vigilantes have been taken into custody in an attempt for police agencies to cover up the fact that they are now completely ineffectual and redundant in a world run by shadow superheroes and villains. Those taken into custody will be tranquilized and released into the woods near Squamish later this week.

In other non-surprising news, Canada has officially dumped Kyoto, citing irreconcilable differences. Peter Kent could barely stop laughing when he told reporters of the pullout, which will save Canada $14 billion in penalty payments for not doing a goddamn thing to reduce their emissions.

News for Youse has been mulling this over and we think we know where to really put the blame for this Canada-Kyoto flameout: the Downtown Bear. No, no, hear us out. What animal is seriously affected by climate change, melting ice floes, and rising sea levels? Polar bears. Who hates polar bears and wishes to eliminate their northern hegemonic power? Black bears, notably their downtown envoy. C’mon Kent, admit it: DOWNTOWN BEAR GOT TO YOU.

Kent, who shares a last name with Clark Kent, a known superhero sympathizer and cover media operative, was not arrest for crime against bear-manity during the cross-country vigilante raid this morning. However, he will be tranquilized and released into the woods near Squamish later this week.

Oh, and then scientists found the “God” particle. Oh, no, they only found “tantalizing hints”. Goddamn scientists, you think you can capture our imagination like a bear can? Tsk tsk. Get back in the laboratory and let us know when you discover something important.

UFO sightings push science to keep knocking on heaven’s door for alien life

NASA’s Mars Science Laboratory, nicknamed “Curiosity,” is scheduled for launch Nov. 26 with a mission to Mars that’s aimed at using a nuclear powered Curiosity robot rover vehicle to “find Martian life.” In turn, a new book – with a cover page endorsement from former President Bill Clinton – by famed scientist Lisa Randall, titled “Knocking on Heaven’s Door: How Physics and Scientific Thinking Illuminate the Universe and the Modern World,” is telling it straight about the No. 1 goal of man’s space exploration, and that’s “finding life outside our planet.” Thus, this quest for making contact with aliens continues to be a trillion-dollar industry for America, Russia, China, the European Union and other countries who too see the value of knocking on heaven’s door until aliens make First Contact; while many here at Bray’s Point say “first contact is moot, since they’re here now.”

Why is the Obama Administration still searching in space in a time of recession?

The Mars Science Laboratory is costing the U.S. billions in a time of deep recession. This move to send robot vehicles to Mars is focused on one goal, states NASA scientists, and that is to “see if there was life on Mars.” The Mars mission, that blasts off Saturday, is part of a sweeping post-Space Shuttle change of direction for NASA that’s not so much aimed at saving money; but to “put more rockets and other spacecraft out there in our desperate goal to touch the heavens and find that alien life,” said a visiting scientist and ufologist here at Bray’s Point, who also noted how President George W. Bush “was also into finding alien life with the Constellation moon program.”

“What the American public doesn’t understand is the quest for life out there creates ‘spinoff’ technology that can be adapted for other uses here on Earth. Sending a nuke-powered robot vehicle to Mars may sound crazy just to see if there is or was life on Mars, but it’s also about scientific exploration that stretches the bounds of today’s technology and, in turn, creates new tech ways of doing things in space; such as space-based weapons platforms,” adds the Bray’s Point ufologist.

In turn, Professor Lisa Randall’s new book: “Knocking on Heaven’s Door: How Physics and Scientific Thinking Illuminate the Universe and the Modern World,” has been praised by former President Bill Clinton because, he says: “Her book presents the latest physics developments with excursions into culture and public policy, explaining science in ways that must might make you think differently – and encourage you to make smarter decisions about the world.”

Professor Randall, who studies theoretical particle physics and cosmology at Harvard University – where she is the Frank J. Baird, Jr., Professor of Science — says it’s clear that alien life is out there.

However, such views about ET are greeted as rubbish by many people today “who want all the facts put at their feet in a neat pile,” says the Bray’s Point ufologist who also notes how he’s spent “the past few months chasing down the tens of thousands of links and associated UFO files,” that he says are part of the massive hoard of recently released British government.

In turn, these once top secret UFO documents – that number 8,500 UFO sighting and feature details about alien contact and abductions — are more importantly linked to thousands of other reports that help explain that “were are not alone.”

Finding clues to alien life in space from religious views

Professor Randall’s new book “Knocking on Heaven’s Door” appeals to former President Clinton, local Bray’s Point ufologists and others because, in part, it’s based on “Galileo’s evidence for the Copernican heliocentric theory,” that Randall says, “contradicts the Catholic Church’s claims about the heavens” both back in the time of Galileo and today with UFO skeptics believing in God, but not the view that God created “other life outside Earth.”

“More recent history has provided numerous instances of conflict between science and religion. The second law of thermodynamics, which says that the world is moving toward increasing disorder, can dismay people who believe that God created an ideal world.”

For instance, in the fifth century, Professor Randall writes how “Augustine made this viewpoint explicit: ‘Often a non-Christian knows something about the Earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances, and this knowledge he holds with certainly from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, lest the unbeliever see only ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn.’

Professor Randall also writes that “Augustine, in his subtlety, went even further. He explained that God deliberately introduced riddles into scripture to give people the pleasure of figuring them out.”

In turn, the professor note how questions about alien life mirrors this view with many ufologists who are also trying to figure out the “riddles” of why there’s been tens of thousands of UFO sightings by people from all walks of life and from around the planet, and yet there’s no one proof that satisfies the skeptics who simply want more and more details when ancient religion noted that “it’s all a mystery.”

String theory and why explaining UFO sightings is not so easy

“Over time, we build a consistent picture of how one layer of reality proceeds from the next. The basic elements are essential to reality, but good scientists don’t assert that knowledge of them in itself explains everything. Explanations call for further research,” writes Professor Randall in her new book “Knocking on Heaven’s Door,” while also referencing her work on exploring life outside Earth in her bestselling book “Warped Passages.”

For instance, Professor Randall writes that even if scientists can’t point to a perfect example of a UFO or alien encounter, there’s science that can tackle the problem, even, for example, “if string theory turns out to explain quantum gravity, the ‘theory of everything’ will remain a horrible misnomer.”

“In the unlikely event that physicists arrive at such an all-embracing fundamental theory, we would still have to face lots of questions about alien phenomena on larger scales that won’t be answered simply by knowing the basic components. Only when scientists understand collective phenomena that arise on larger scales that those described by elementary strings will we hope to explain superconducting materials, monster waves in the ocean and life. In the process of doing science, we’ll address alien phenomena scale by scale.”

Moreover, Professor Randall thinks the alternative to getting everybody on the same page with the goal of science to discover alien life (including NASA’s multi-billion dollar gamble with its new mission to Mars on Nov. 26) is a bottom-up approach with gradual reform from below at the ufologist level.

For instance, The New York Times review of Professor Randall’s new book says “she knows as well as her string-theorist colleagues do that the Standard Model can’t be the whole story. At best, it’s a low-energy approximation of the Truth. But she prefers to hew closely to the available experimental data, using those data to resolve puzzling features of the Standard Model and to guess how it might be extended to energies just beyond its ken — the sort of energies that, she hopes, will be attainable soon in the Large Hadron Collider.”

“This is not to say that Randall has no truck with string theory,” adds The New York Times review, “but, indeed, she has exploited one of its central ideas — that space might have extra, hidden dimensions — as part of an ingenious bottom-up proposal (worked out with Raman Sundrum) to resolve a longstanding mystery about the Standard Model, known as the hierarchy problem: Why do the elementary particles it describes have such wildly arbitrary masses? Related to this is a second mystery: Why do these particles have any mass at all?”

And, thus, science takes the next steps as trying to figure out why so many UFO sightings and how the study of UFOs can “prompt science to keep knocking on heaven’s door for alien life.”

Looking for answers by knocking on heaven’s door

“I first heard the phrase ‘knockin’ on heaven’s door’ when listening to the Bob Dylan song at his 1987 concert with the Grateful Dead in Oakland, California. Needless to say, the title of my book is intended differently than the song’s lyrics, which I still hear Dylan and Jerry Garcia singing in my head. The phrase differs from its biblical origin as well, though my title does toy with this interpretation. In Matthew, the Bible says, ‘Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receivth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.”

In turn, Professor Randall writes that “nothing can escape a black hole.” While, it’s interesting to note that “black holes” are often linked in some way to UFO sightings, states one of the British government UFO documents that explore physics and scientific thinking about “answers to the vast amount of UFO’s being spotted around the world since written records were put down and kept.”

“A Trekkie friend jokes that they are the ‘perfect Borgs,’” explains Professor Randall in her new book. “Any object that encounters a black hole gets assimilated, since the laws of gravity dictate that ‘resistance is futile.’”

Image source of the 2000 science fiction film “Mission to Mars,” that details a fictional portrayal of a manned Mars exploration mission gone awry in the year 2020. In turn, the NASA Mars Science Laboratory mission, that is set to launch on Nov. 26, strangely mirrors this fiction with a real life effort to find alien life on Mars. Photo courtesy Wikipedia